Bad jokes…really really bad jokes…
A few days back we noticed a big chessboard like thing in the building next to where we work. For reasons unknown a big chessboard design was created in an open area there and was reminiscent of the “Wizard Chess” sequence in the Harry Potter movie. And if we can have "Wizard" chess, we can also have the following...
What chess does Godzilla play?
“Lizard” Chess!!
What chess do chicken and turkey shop owners play?
“Gizzard” Chess!!
What chess do Eskimos play?
“Blizzard” Chess!!
What chess do desert dwellers play?
“Buzzard” Chess!!
What chess do the Ebola virus researches play?
“Biohazard” Chess!!
What chess to people who believe in chance play?
“Haphazard” Chess!!
If you don’t get the joke – it might be that you need to improve on your sense of humour. If you do get the joke – all I can do is sympathize.
What chess does Godzilla play?
“Lizard” Chess!!
What chess do chicken and turkey shop owners play?
“Gizzard” Chess!!
What chess do Eskimos play?
“Blizzard” Chess!!
What chess do desert dwellers play?
“Buzzard” Chess!!
What chess do the Ebola virus researches play?
“Biohazard” Chess!!
What chess to people who believe in chance play?
“Haphazard” Chess!!
If you don’t get the joke – it might be that you need to improve on your sense of humour. If you do get the joke – all I can do is sympathize.
posted by Ash at 9:07 PM
2 Comments:
Well Ashwin here you go..
What Chess do you play on a Nintendo gaming Console?
Wii-zard Chess
I know what you're thinking.. Darn it!! why didn't I think of it..
Yep - I wish I had thought of that...
Let it be known that I give credit where credit is due when it comes to bad jokes...
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